nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
[bottles up feelings and lets them age for 10 years like a fine wine]
Looking for cute girl to watch all 9 seasons of the x files with
I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion
I highly recommend giving up music snobbery. It makes life 1000% more fun.